A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016
Get the ghetto clarinetmug. When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.
"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Get the Ghetto Pest Controlmug. "Did you go to ghetto vikings at hall pass last night?" "No, I can't stand the narcissism that radiates from the owner"
by BristolBadger May 31, 2024
Get the Ghetto vikingsmug. 
We in the ghetto.
by Iwrotejuliajoyce April 8, 2020
Get the Ghettomug. Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.
Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021
Get the Ghetto Colonicmug. A type of sandwich cookie that is low quality and cheap. Often found in liquor stores / bodegas and price varies $1 to $2 US dollars.
by Ceedeath October 6, 2023
Get the Ghetto cookiemug.