Splenda ghost

When you live in your exs head rent free.

Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.

by Hanabal71 December 10, 2021

sour ghost

A very tepid gust of wind propelled by the breath of one who has placed their index (and or middle) finger into their anus and immediately puts them both in the upright position and is blown on into the nearest direction of a friend.

-"did greg just sour ghost someone? It smells like shit"

-"yup"

by crazypezz June 8, 2011

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023

ghost island

A place people go when they're not responding to your text messages anymore. When you are being ghosted, it is said that the ghoster has checked in to ghost island.

"What happened to that guy you were dating?" "He went to ghost island."

by brokenrekkerd September 6, 2020

The shrouded ghost

Non existent. If you say you've seen it, how much did rare pay you?

Oh shit is that the shrouded ghost? Nevermind I'm schizophrenic

by Keylord31 August 19, 2023

Graffiti Ghost

When someone who is taking a shit decides to Ghost their wax pen hit while doing so.

“Bro where have you been!”
“Dude I’m so baked, and I left Graffiti Ghost in your restroom …”

by TavariousJenkins August 11, 2025

Ghost Repper

A salesman who gets you to take a meeting to review his product, but when you express interest, you never hear from him again.

I did a web demo with that software guy a month ago and I was really interested in the platform. He said he'd send me a quote but never did. I sent him a couple emails to follow-up, but no response. Ghost Repper!

by hulabula June 6, 2018