National Swag Day 

National Swag Day is an extra swagged up day that occurs every November 15th. Put on some swag dust, puff your chest out, and walk real slow because this day is the freshest day of the year.

Brennan "Yo dude are you ready for the best holiday of the year?"

Andres: "You mean the freshest day of the year?"

Brennan: "Yeah! National Swag Day is tomorrow bro!"

Andres: "Of course my nigga, you know my swag is on everyday."

National Swag Day by chiefsauceboss January 5, 2011

national rape day 

stfu stop looking this shit up you nasty perverted bitch go back to your corner and cry to your mom about how you can’t find any girls. r**ing people is wrong.

stop raping people you bloating bitch. no your made up national rape day doesn’t count either.

national rape day by fuckyourapists April 12, 2021

bully day 

a happy or pretty decent day you agree to it by saying the following: bully, bully day, quite a bully day, bully bully, ect.

peter: are you having a bully day...? english man 1: bully english man 2: bully day

bully day by JUST FUCKIN DANDY!!!!!! September 3, 2011

single-awareness day

This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.

Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)

Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?

Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.

Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.

Sally: No prob.

single-awareness day by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009

National Slap your Ex day! 

On May 13th it’s

Nation slap your Ex day! Have you ever had that one ex that treated you so badly or cheated on you? Well your in luck because today is that day!

“Did you see that girl slap her ex today?” “Yeah I did it must be national slap your Ex day!” “I’ll be right back...”

National Slap your Ex day! by ACB_SMS April 21, 2019

national nigger day 

October 28th is the day you’ve been waiting for. It’s National Nigger Day it’s the day all you crackers have been waiting for U now have the n word pass

Girl 1: It’s national nigger day
Girl 2: Bro I CAN FINALLY SAY THE N WORD NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Girl 1: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

national nigger day by hehehehenword October 27, 2019

Boner Day 

The first day of the year in which the weather is nice enough for girls to wear shorts/skirts and show some skin; particularly celebrated on a college campus.

Meghan's cleavage had been hibernating for the winter. It was not until Boner Day that I got to see her voluminous rack.

Boner Day by The Nightman April 16, 2009