Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie

"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016

Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

ikkie cookie

When a group of people masturbate on a cookie, and whoever doesn't cum will then eat it

Man, me and all my friends had an Ikkie Cookie last night, and Ray ended up having to eat it

by Ikkaruz April 18, 2016

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

wrath cookie

the opposite of a golden cookie

John: Ah man i got a wrath cookie
Cookie Clicker: Have a clot

by Chad_the_Great December 9, 2021

Cookieing

The act of consuming a cookie

dude whats so hard to understand about cookieing

by TheLegendXXVII June 22, 2022