Christian Joseph is a sex god who is great at getting girls but doesn’t need one to complete him but gets one easily cause of his caring personality and that makes friends in a flash cause he is like a beacon of hope who every one needs
by AJ Jones May 2, 2018
Get the Christian Josephmug. This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
by Simikando April 24, 2025
Get the Christian Illiteratemug. Christian is a boy who dated a girl but she was a hoe and he is very freaky and weird and he might be a hoe too who knows🤷🏽 ♀️
Christian idk
by Don’t worry lol September 4, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.
by georificer December 19, 2022
Get the Christianmug. When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
by Numerati July 30, 2024
Get the First-World Christianitymug. He is an amazing person he might have bad breath and has nappy hair but one day he will get shaved and be a GOD.
People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
People might mess with him sometimes but he is a nice guy on the inside..... He also likes a girl named Hannah
Wow he is such a christian.
by GOFER!@# April 11, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
Get the Christianmug.