Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters

I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022

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Christian

Eats mayo from the jar

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth

by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022

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An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.

Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.

by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023

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Christian Ford

A well behaved young man His only role model in life is Drew Shep. Camron McCoy lives in his shadow. Gets fucking plastered off of natty lights and loves tits.

Wow, I want to be like Christian Ford when I’m drunk!

by Big Drew Shep February 14, 2021

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Relaxed christian

A person or group who don’t strictly follow the rules of Christianity. Such as; not going to church or not strictly following the bible. Relaxed Christians are some of the only accepting Christians when it comes to homosexuality.

Hey! I’m a relaxed Christian!

by Remy the ratatouille December 27, 2020

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