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Car wash

When 3 girls give a blow job at the same time. One on each side and one at the head, sucking and licking simultaneously until they ejaculate.
At the party, Dennis received a car wash from Jen, Pam and Kay, on the couch next to the dance floor.
by JenB401 March 17, 2025
mugGet the Car washmug.

Car

"Vroom Vroom. Oh look its a car."
by xX_sassygirlgracie_Xx April 10, 2020
mugGet the Carmug.

politician car

Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.
Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
by QuacksO November 4, 2016
mugGet the politician carmug.

car battery

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)
by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023
mugGet the car batterymug.

The fly on the car

When you’re already having a bad day and then something else happens and it just tips you over the edge.

Origin: Like when you swerve off the road and your car is teetering on a cliff edge and your weight is just barely keeping it from falling off the mountain. But then a fly lands on the car and you plummet over the edge of the cliff.
*accidentally sharts on an already bad day* “ah man, well ain’t that just the fly on the car!”
by Fatimama December 17, 2024
mugGet the The fly on the carmug.

national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip
“ arackz it’s national car sex dayyyyy”
by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024
mugGet the national car sex daymug.

car

car drives
by c2trappy. May 16, 2021
mugGet the carmug.

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