by I_AM_DA_ACE January 11, 2018
Get the do you know da way mug.An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
Get the Two-Way Wiper mug.Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
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>SMASH!<
'WAY!'
'WAY!'
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