When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
Get the Goldilocks Burnmug. the serious burning sensation and pain felt the day after you get inked, when your natural endorphins and adrenaline wear off.
Friend 1: Dude, love your new ink.
Friend 2: Thanks. Didn't hurt last niight, but the tafter-burn in the shower nearly killed me this morning.
Friend 2: Thanks. Didn't hurt last niight, but the tafter-burn in the shower nearly killed me this morning.
by kiss27 July 15, 2014
Get the tafter-burnmug. A sensation that is a cross between the feeling of a tickle and a burn like when you run your ice cold hand under warm water.
by puppywoof October 9, 2020
Get the Burning ticklemug. Burn. A burn has two examples. A burn is where you burn your self on a stove or just get a burn mark. The second one is when someone roast's you and then you will probably get bullied for your rest of your life. :-)
Example 1 Man: OW!!! MY ARM, I BURNT IT ON THE STOVE COOKING!!!
Example 2 Man: Your hairline is further back then racism.
Everyone: OHHHH!!!
Example 2 Man: Your hairline is further back then racism.
Everyone: OHHHH!!!
by ToRealToBeTrue October 25, 2018
Get the Burnmug. Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.
Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.
Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.
Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"
Hilarious cake burn!
Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.
Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"
Hilarious cake burn!
by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014
Get the cake burnmug. You literally put a fucking oil in a burn injury, which makes it even fucking worse.
Also a good way to end relationships.
Also a good way to end relationships.
by Loud Dumbass September 29, 2021
Get the apply oil to burnmug. by Flintoff September 24, 2012
Get the Burnmug.