Beef Snake

Long snake like turd derived of the home cooked variety

He just dropped a serious beef snake after all that dinner he ate!

by Lambeau1002 January 1, 2022

the beef grinder

When a girl is giving her man a blowjob, and she bites on his tip to let him know, its the worst sex of her life.

Tristan thompson recieved the beef grinder from khloe khardashian after he was seen cheating on her.

by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021

Beef

It’s basically drama

Person 1: yo what’s up
Person 2: well me and Beck have beef
Person 1: wow dude that really sucks

Person 2: ya I guess so

by Boo boo bear123 November 17, 2017

Beef

A straight person's sudden urge to find gay sex. Commonly used as slang in public settings by other males. Sometimes used as reassurance just to make sure the person is really looking for some homo action.

Ty: "what the fuck are you looking at punk? you got beef"
Ken: "i never thought you would ask, lets go have sex in the bushes".

by joe phuck May 14, 2016

beef sand

The crusty, gritty residue that makes it's home around the anus's halo.

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."

by JuhBustin November 12, 2014

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

by anonymous July 11, 2024