asshole

Landlord who is annoying, interfering at all times and thinks he/she has the right to barge in at any time.

Our landlord is a true asshole.

by IrateTenant January 5, 2017

Asshole

A person who, on the game Teamfortress 2, caps on hightower.

Cougar is an asshole because he caps on hightower.

by Flaming Tree December 16, 2016

Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

Asshole sex

Sex inside your poo shooter, aka ass barf, shit throwup, chunky brown, charley shit, sick starfish, the g spot shotta, could be gay or straight

I Asshole sex her last night n shit shit on my dick what the fuck.

by chunky brown November 12, 2021

Asshole

ur mom xdddd

ur moM IS AL ASSHOLE HAHA XDDDDD bmamobus

by Nassist45 February 3, 2022

Asshole

Someone who throws dust at someone for fun, attention, be annoying.

Mom throws dust at her son* your an asshole mom!

by Jimmynew78 November 4, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025