Alcoholic asshole

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"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
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A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.
Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.
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Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
by Nerdymama August 08, 2015
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Flaming Asshole™️

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol
Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
by CNN-Facts_Matter August 14, 2019
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My asshole is green

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
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Asshole ASSY

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.
Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY
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