by MacChaddy5453059 December 8, 2020

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.
Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!
by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011

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by SeedXero November 2, 2013
