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Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
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Jacob

He is kinda cute and wears glasses
Jacob is a fag
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Anna Jacobs

An Anna Jacob's is a girl who is very weird, and likes to sing loud, play video games, and hang with friends. An anna Jacob's usually plays sorts and is not good at them tho
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Jacob

Jacob is really nice and hes funny name something goofy and hes like qwandaledingle. he loves to play video games with friends. alltho he can be savage and get intense and he will roast the shit out of you only if you get on his bad side. hes a gentleman when in a relationship and will protect you if your friend is named jacob your lucky.
remember jacob
who
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
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Show us ya jacobs

Sees a Naralda Jacobs on TV
“Show us ya Jacobs, Jacobs
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Jacob Mark Greenwood

Hot, beautiful, sexy, perfect and god of everything
I love Jacob Mark Greenwood sooooo much more
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