Double Jeffery

Double Jeffery is what happens when a peson steals from a shop and then gets outside without the alarm going off. If this happens and you are then caught for shoplifting you cannot be affested or prosicuted for any crimes.

Dude where are you going with those things?

It's fine he pulled a Double Jeffery!

by Double Jeffery July 1, 2011

double dunker

A man who, after inserting his penis into the anus of another, proceeds to put it in the same individuals mouth.

GOD, I can't stand 50 Cent. Why did he have to double dunk on the five year old girl?

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

double doggin'

Sucking a dick while eating a corndog. This can be dangerous because you might forget which is which and bite the guy's dick or dip it in mustard or something like that.

"That trannie was double doggin' me. But when she finished she stuck the corndog stick up my dick hole. Major weak sauce."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

double bubble

marijuana that can be smelt through two bags and the crystals can be seen through the two bags

Guy 1: Dude i got some double bubble wanna go smoke the whole bag?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, were going to be baked off our asses

by hooflung November 2, 2009

Double Dicker

a state in which two guys, presumably friends, have penetrated the same girl

synonyms: Eskimo brothers
antonyms: spit sister

It's kind crazy that my best friend and I both fucked Brittany: but hey now we can say we're double dickers

by Bonergarage666 March 27, 2017

double down

v. Upon completion of defecation, standing up and wiping, a sudden and overwhelming urge occurs, compelling the person to immediately sit down and defecate once again.

Just as Fred felt as though he had stopped shitting like a demon; he got up and wiped himself clean. Then all of a sudden a sharp pain in his lower abdomen forced him to double down on the toilet and shit once again.

by scabbrain May 18, 2010

double message

The annoying habit whereby someone leaves you the same voicemail message on more than one of your phones (i.e. your cell and your home; your work and your cell; etc.) and then you have to listen through the exact same message twice.
Most people have a friend or family member who has this habit and those people are known as double messagers.

Dude, Nick double messaged me on my cell and at home! He bugs.

Mike is such a double messager. Doesn't he know I already got the first message?

by Mrs S May 17, 2007