A liberal who claims to love the environment, but uses their love of nature as an excuse to not shave their pits. More commonly just the women.
by Formerstreetrunnerofstlouis November 16, 2023

by Yagayaga November 10, 2019

by TAKE ME 2 MY GRAVE April 3, 2017

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.
Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"
Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."
Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."
(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)
Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."
Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."
(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)
by Jamaican-me dinner? February 15, 2025

by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025
