treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources

We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then

by treeing July 07, 2018

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Kayleigh Tree

Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.

Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.

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Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot June 01, 2016

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Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.

As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.

by Diamond Dann October 08, 2022

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Word tree

Phrase. Similar to "word trick". Used at times when the word "trick" may be inappropriate, or when the speaker wants to get the same feel as the phrase "word trick" but without being like everyone else who uses the phrase.

Bro 1: Hey man, I'll pick you up at 9
Bro 2: Word tree

Girl1: Hey, I mailed you your letter today
Girl2: Word tree
Girl1: That's cool how you used an original phrase

by dabrochill47 August 25, 2010

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