Potato

Potato is a dull or boring person.

Johnny: I think I'll take a walk today because it's supposed to be nice outside.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

POTATO

Me.

Me POTATO

by Geez May 4, 2021

POTATOES

YUMMY YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND CHIPS AND OTHER STUFF

Omg potatoes can save your own life it taste so good

by LOVE YOUR MOM February 10, 2022

Potato Scallop

The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter

My ex called them Potato Scallops. That's why she's my ex...

by Zachory October 8, 2020

Potato

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.

"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"

by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025

Shirt potatoes

Boobs

Mmmm Caroline has a nice set of shirt potatoes.
can also be called bikini/bra potatoes depending on attire.

by NellyNancy April 17, 2015

your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021