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March 29th

march 29th celebrates Gio hate day. This is the one day a year everyone is allowed to hate gio and he can't say anything about it.
"yo jas today is march 29th"
"i already know twin, i got bro blocked already"
by toastxr March 29, 2024
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March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling
Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!
by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020
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March 1st or 8th

March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.
Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number
by ZeroIsNotANumber March 8, 2023
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March 21st

The first purge to ever occur on March 21st, at New York City at exactly 7PM to 7AM. This is not a joke⚠️⚠️⚠️
*Person 1 kills Person 2*
Person 3: Why did you kill him
Person 1: Its March 21st.
Person 3: Oh yeah
*Person 3 kills person 1*
by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021
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Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.
“I love marching band!”
I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”
by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021
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March 4th

National buy your daughter food day, so go out today and take your daughter out for some lunch or dinner.
by Mjsjja March 4, 2024
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Morbius March

The month where everyone celebrates the greatest marvel legend, Morbius!
"Can't wait until Morbius March!"

"Well if the Gays have a month, Morbius can too."
by Purpledandy June 2, 2022
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