Jason Browning

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.

John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".

by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013

A brown handshake

Giving a person a hand job while they are taking a shit

Amanda gave matthew a brown handshake after he ate some bad chinese food.

by Dirty dan the stalking man December 15, 2011

trajan brown

ur moms secret

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trajan brown

by ur moms mom fart [pickles April 23, 2019

brown beatdown

The act of taking fecal matter and placing it in a bag and then beating one's partner with it.

She gave me a brown beatdown, which was fine until the bag broke and I was wearing a turd shirt.

by hackmack April 10, 2009

soft brown

A light skinned person that is mixed and had a black mom. Soft brown people have black momma sass and white people privilege.

That girl is soft brown. Don’t approach. She’ll slap you like a black girl and the cops will let it slide like she’s a white girl.

by Lizard DC October 26, 2019

browning reed

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).

Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.

by brownreed August 18, 2019

brown dogger

The person who you work with who is a brown noser and also at the same time a dog fucker.

I can't believe mike all he does is sit around fuckin the dog and brown nosin the boss, he is such a brown dogger

by hey you 2 February 23, 2011