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Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.
Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.
by taken:) January 25, 2011
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Jack Foulger

a creepy child who wants to fuck mort into his grave
omg hes a Jack Foulger
by buckybarnes2006 July 12, 2021
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skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.
Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!
by shananogins93 May 14, 2009
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Jack Shapiro

A 3 sport junior varsity athlete who unfortunately viciously fails to pull any women. This individual probably has problems adjusting to social situations, and can’t seem to figure out how to successfully acquire a group of friends. Often referred to as the “king of all losers” he excels in being less than superior.
Jack Shapiro just tried to stick his finger in my butt
by Truthspeaker2748588238 June 24, 2022
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speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.
"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."
by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017
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Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.
"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"
by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 6, 2017
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Jack and Pass

The Jack and Pass is a bedtime ritual, some people swear by it. To Jack and Pass is to jack off and then pass out. The excitement of masturbation followed by the relief of getting a nut puts you in a relaxed state, allowing you to fall asleep quickly.
Person 1: Hey we're going to the bar, wanna come with?
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.
by maryland manson August 21, 2020
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