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Walking on All Threes

An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.

Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:

-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger

Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."

Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"

Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.

(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.

Seriously, don't be Fred.
by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011
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he's all dick

If a guy is very light and skinny but still has a hot girlfriend
A: wow did you see jimmy, he lost more wheight

B: jeah he's all dick now
by XxccdffxX January 19, 2015
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All blowed out

All blowed out -
Definitions include: the feeling when you take a huge dump and your anus is stretched.
When I came out of the restroom I was all blowed out
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Drafting All-Star

The kid in drafting class who takes everything seriously, while the rest of the class sits back and plays on the computer.
"did you see joe in anders class?"
"yeah, he is a real Drafting All-Star"
by deezy_baby November 26, 2007
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The All American Rejex

a super progressive and experimental music group based in Burlington, Vermont. they feature an eclectic variety of instruments from the acoustic drum set, alto sax, fiddle (not to be mistaken with the violin), harmonica, recorder, didgeridoo, and anything else that might come their way. you might see them around town covering songs like Call Me Maybe, Men at Work, and the all favorite - Pomp and Circumstance (live).

and not to be confused with the all acclaimed band "The All American Rejects" who are in no way a reference or inspiration - they just happen to spell 'rejex' differently.
"Today I was talking down a dead end and could hear the alto sax in the distance - it must be those All American Rejex again."

"Right when I thought I would never get to hear all my favorite instruments, I found the band the All American Rejex."
by american's rejex April 10, 2013
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Jack of all trades

A person with a wide range of skills and knowledge to succeed with just about any thing.
Ol bill over there can probably help us, hes a jack of all trades.
by Squig9669 February 17, 2018
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all pain, no gains

it's when you work your ass off and you're dead inside, feeling like a walking corpse and you still somehow fail miserably at everything you do
Hey man, I studied my ass of for two weeks for that exam we took on Tuesday.

He handed it back and I got a 46/100. All pain, no gains.
by quirky chick October 12, 2022
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