Cabin crew take your seats 

Your gonna fucking die

Pilot 'Cabin crew take your seats'
Person 'Fuck'

Cabin crew take your seats by lolbenjithepooji December 25, 2018

I can’t take it 

I can’t take it means the girl/boy can’t take the hard cock so you have to pull it out.

Girl/boy: I can’t take it. Omg

I can’t take it by Daddypoopoo July 3, 2020

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE 

The sad fate of another 20 year old male

"I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREI CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE"

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022

Take a knee 

To be interrupted in the act of performing cunnilingus on a frenchwomanin the lobby of your apartment by your housemate, ideally whilst wearing a waistcoat.

Dude, you take a knee like a pro. That shit cracked me up. You Bruce Forsythed that frenchie good.

Take a knee by Alexander McQueen June 17, 2011

Take you up the beachhut 

Another term for making love / shagging / having sex, etc.

I know this place.. Can I take you up the beachhut?

Take you up the beachhut by Georgey Millery January 16, 2008

Take it to the Nipple 

A less formal way of saying. "Take it to heart" or "Take it seriously"

Dude! I didn't mean it that way. Don't take it to the nipple.

Don't say things like that. He'll take it to the nipple.

Take it to the Nipple by pimppapy January 10, 2012

double-take runny red sock 

It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.

After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.

double-take runny red sock by WAUF March 31, 2008