by NotBizzymcbob January 16, 2020

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

by looseballson October 9, 2020

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.
by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015

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by Vofflan March 19, 2018
