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Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.
Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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iiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh real sus

Person 1: Did you saw that girl over there she fine af.
Person 2: Dude! That's a guy.
Person 3: iiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh REAL SUS.
by Lil natas November 14, 2022
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testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025
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The real international soapy titty pic day

Right up there with Christmas and kick a ginger day, this is a holiday that is honored world wide. The traditional celebration is sending a soapy titty pic to the ones you care about and spreading joy. This holiday takes place on April 11th.
Babe I can’t believe you forgot it’s the real international soapy titty pic day
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real art

Real art, something that is so beautiful that it's a shame I can't draw.
Person 1: It's not hentai! It's real art!
Person 2: You're so right!
by Teh_O30E November 21, 2019
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gay be real

a footballer who pullls baree tingaa
friend 1: *plays football and pulls tings*
friend 2: ayy ur a gay be real

smd
by ur daddy sugar June 16, 2022
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Real

Something that is true
Bro 1: "Life past 2020 kinda shit"

Bro 2: "Real"
by sasnfansfas March 22, 2024
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