my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022

Mother Nezuko

Mother Nezuko is the best mother in motherly history.
She is possibly the most amazing human being on this earth, none can defy her awesomeness.

Mother Nezuko solos you and your favourite, so don't even attempt to be better, cuz you'll fail. MISERABLY.
Mother Nez is also the best future surgeon to, is your Mother the best future surgeon?
Didn't think so.

"What are your thoughts on Mother Nezuko?"
"Oh I thinks she's absolutely incredible dude, her kids must be the luckiest people on earth!"
"Gee, I sure wish she was my mother"

by Ray Overlord May 20, 2022

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

mother fucker

Somebody you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, including your mother, sister, aunt, niece, steps, brother, cousin, nephew, friend, pets, uncle, etc, etc., etc.

My father is a real mother fucker. After fucking my mother, which was bad enough, he wanted to fuck me. Gross!

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

mother fucker

Any asshole who you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, such as you mother, sister, brother, pets, steps, uncle, aunt, cousins, nephew, niece, friends, the local barber, the gas station attendant, your investment banker, the ATM at your bank, etc. etc.

My cousin Boo Boo from North Dakota told me that she was so upset that after her father "boinked" her mom, he came after her, and then she went after him with a baseball bat. "What a mother fucker!" she said, and something else I can't say.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

mother fucker

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.

My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

Mother

Someone who was NEVER there for me.

My Mother was never there for me... ; ;

by anonymous200020 May 28, 2022