splunk nut

a severe spelunker who likes to go very deep into caves.

The man looks like a splunk nut.
that cracker sure is a splunk nut.

by D's August 21, 2005

Whack Nut

A weirdo who is messed up and also stupid. An absolute speng lord.

My guy you’re a wacky whack nut

by TomNation999 November 13, 2018

A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017

fake nut

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up

"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"

by Cryptomnesia January 21, 2016

Ear Nut

The pleasuring feeling you get when you clean your ears.

Dude, I cleaned my ears out last night and I ear nutted

by Thicc chicc October 3, 2017

kicked in the nuts

hurts and you cant get up :(

Jack got kicked in the nuts by Sam

by gameboss7 August 21, 2010

cock nut

A nut which hangs upon the cock

Brian has huge cock nuts

by SamusFox March 31, 2003