brutal ninja

weird ass nigga who likes to see rud twerking but thats understandable who doesnt wanna see that

"damn why you acting like brutal ninja"
"brutal ninja has a massive cock"

by rduddy February 2, 2022

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013

Chelsea Peretti Is Cyborg Ninja

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Chelsea Peretti Is Cyborg Ninja

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011

Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.

You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.

by Koo guy August 13, 2012

Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.

Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.

by djsmakywas March 9, 2012

HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.

Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.

by SD Nova May 27, 2017