Autistic Monkey

Our Current President

George W. Bush

by Kashchei November 27, 2003

bump monkey

A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person

"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".

by Gkelly September 21, 2005

Monkey Button

Slang for Clitoris, After touching it just right, she will go "OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH" like a monkey - Refer Leanne Taylor

"God I love it when she touches my Monkey Button"

by Zarvensha November 10, 2006

sponge monkey

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

by Chicken March 19, 2004

monkey balls

kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .

Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls

by monicari June 24, 2007

Bread Monkey

a nigga who hungry for your paper cuz they ain't got any

you:"wats good b"
bread monkey:"ay man let me hold a dollar"

by notez September 25, 2006

Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.

GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014