The Mary Simpkins

A church going person who lies and spreads rumors. Elderly washed up has been or ratchet.
A jump off, bigot, or person who enjoys drama
Oh bitch, you just pulled The Mary Simpkins on her ass!
by South of 0 July 11, 2019
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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
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Mary💜

A 6’7 giga chad from the plant “the moon”

This wonderful creatures favorite things include your mom and eating doors (cooked medium rare) the mary💜 hates paying taxes and red cars driven by people who like zebras
Mary💜 is your mom idk man im high as fuck rn when we going to buy feet pics
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Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.
by Watson4real February 11, 2024
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mary charles

mary charles

mary charles is the sweetest, most gorgeous, kind hearted girl you will ever meet. she is beautiful inside and out. she always knows what to say no matter what the situation is. if you don’t have a mary charles in your life, you are really missing out. she is crazy, funny, and always there for a good time. she will be there for you through thick and thin, and the things she does for her friends are amazing and unforgettable. even on her lowest days, she makes you feel good about yourself. she is the most relatable person, and is very easy to get to know. the better you know her, the more you love her. she is truly so indescribably amazing.🥰❤️
i wish i had a friend like mary charles”
by heybitchesitslily October 30, 2019
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Marie

Marie is funny. She never answers her cell phone when a cool kid calls at 4 a.m. She's a little weird. Her half-sister and nephew come to visit her every weekend.

When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
Marie, pls Go get me a beer.
by Der Boy November 21, 2021
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Marie

Marie is funny. She never answers her cell phone when a cool kid calls at 4 a.m. She's a little weird. Her half-sister and nephew come to visit her every weekend.

When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
Marie pls Go bring me a beer
by Der Boy November 21, 2021
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