Mads

Poopoo head

Do you see mads over there. He's a poopoo head

by NotTheMouse November 11, 2022

Big Mad

What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.

Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

Mad Tab

An unusually strong, and often long-lasting, hit of LSD.

hey, why wont dave come out of the closet? Hes been in there for 3 hours singing to himself. RE: no worries, hes just on a mad tab.

by donkey more ass February 22, 2011

booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.

"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor."

"Man, that concession girl is cute."
"Dude!"
"Sorry, booth madness."

by Fill M. December 9, 2008

Mads

Danish guy, whos name is an abreviation of mattheus.
Is a Handsome guy with a massive penis and extreme sex appeal.
Mads is normally given to a person who is destined to do great things and fuck bitches.

Mads is such a Handsome motherfucker that will fuck your girl if your not careful.

by Maximus69420 November 22, 2021

Mad

when some dude got no rizz

"Blackman555: Zero"
This is an example of a person expressing anger aka mad

by ScoutFromTF2 December 10, 2022