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jacob

the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho
jiana: who’s that weird boy over there
nora: that’s jacob, he has a crush on you
by jacobsmells March 26, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is that one friend in the discord server who never crops his fucking memes! Hes ways raging! Watching Porn! Listening to Nightcore! And Faps to ANYTHING! Hes the person that makes the server have weird rules.
I tried telling Jacob to crop his memes

BUT HE NEVER LISTENES!
by Rhaewaffles March 8, 2020
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Jacob Weibel

Jeffy and Mattyb lover. Also loves mahtomedi girls and motts
Jacob weibel has three mahtomedi girls as his top three best friends
by Skis do rn January 22, 2020
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Jacob

However, Jacob is a commonly used name around all over the UK. The definition of Jacob has a lot of variations. Jacob usually in love with the most gothic girls on the planet. Will never aim for normal bird, but the ripped nylon, black maked up girls, especially ones that collects dog poop and mix it with a potion.
- I went out with Jacob once, it was alright but I didn't liked the type of anime we was watching.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.
by JbeanYE September 1, 2022
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Jacob Masters

A gay boy :)
Jacob masters, didn’t he hide his Minecraft cats in the wall?
by sarahpacito December 10, 2019
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Kale Jacobs

The alter-ego of Karl Jacobs
by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020
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Jacob

The man whoriest man whore who ever man whored
Jacob is one real man whore alright
by Laneybears September 17, 2019
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