I'm zee

"I'm zee" means sorry, but will be followed by a punishment. If you say "Im zee" then there is a chance you will get a beating from someone who you are apologizing to. This is used mostly on Long Island and parts of NYC and New Jersey.
Person 1: "I'm zee, jimmy, i spilled your water!"
Person 2: "Wow! you're gonna get a beating tonight!"
by Billyorangejuice April 30, 2018
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I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says
teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this
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I'm new! check this out.

My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.
I'm new! check this out.
by IAmNotAnIdiot May 26, 2021
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Yes I'm

When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word
Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!
by Yes i'm February 04, 2022
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I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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I'm just sayin'.

An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.
Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.

Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).
by Ahbalogna September 04, 2020
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I'm Fine

Dude 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Dude 2, sitting on floor, staring into space: "I'm fine."
by ✨Lime✨ March 24, 2024
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