gay i'm mom

A great way to come out to your mother

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"

by no boii February 23, 2017

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Get the gay i'm mommug.

I'm in!

Slang used by classless, low brow, ghetto male douchebags (usually brown people, but they don't have the monopoly on it) when a pretty woman (or let's face it, for these types of males, anything with two legs and a vagina) walks by to denote they would like to *checks notes* "tahp daht ayss"-have sexual intercourse with her, for those of you who don't speak Ebonics. Consent optional, of course.

Woman walks by
Brown person: I'm in!
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Woman makes Youtube video
Ghetto Trash commenter: I'm in!

by timberwolf0095 March 7, 2025

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Get the I'm in!mug.

I'm not fucking with you

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.

I'm not fucking with you, get on the train

by Justsomeonewhoisalwaysinahurry August 30, 2022

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Get the I'm not fucking with youmug.

An I'm Sherlocked

When you like a bunch of comments but don't reply.

Farah just pulled an I'm Sherlocked

by Dgwyegeveushh December 7, 2017

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Get the An I'm Sherlockedmug.

I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

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