Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022

Horse in the gutter

Where someone cums on your head and it drips down into your ass crack

He horse in the guttered her

by Crakedgamer57274 September 11, 2021

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

hero on a plastic horse

a mumbling idiot whom has delusions of grandeur, believing they're something they aren't.

Todd is truly an ideal hero on a plastic horse.

by notsancho December 4, 2025

Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!

by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011

Horse

A Horse is a chicken but Bigger

You are an Ugly Horse who should feel horrible about themselves for the disgusting horse you are

by Alpha beta bravo 19 going dark January 3, 2023

horse

animal with 4 legs, likes to party,

damn this dude crazy, yea nvm he a horse

by poopoodaadaa August 20, 2023