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Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.
My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.
by Z&Ccorpertaion July 29, 2022
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
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Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution
I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky
by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019
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Beef Boss

by MrOce May 6, 2019
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Beef

A large round person with particullarly bad handjob skills
That Chloe girl is a proper beef!
by Beef king April 19, 2018
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Beef Kiev

A huge, hairy, devouring vagina
Rita served beef kiev al fresco yesterday, I threw up then ate.
by MeatySauce April 30, 2011
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Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022
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