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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
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BAR-ROBICS

BAR-ROBICS: (Bar-Ro-Biks)
:adjective
1: physical exercise that includes stretch, strength and cardiovascular activity performed at a bar (an establishment where alcoholic beverages are served). Can be performed sober or intoxicated.
"Ugh I really need to work out... I think I'm gonna go to BAR-ROBICS tonight"
by Lipstickland November 21, 2014
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bar daniel

HE is a legendary man summoned by a chant.

It goes as followed:
"When I say 'bar', you say 'Daniel'!"
Bar Daniel!

Bar Daniel!
let's summon bar daniel with the chant boys.
by mattiaisgay123 September 9, 2021
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beaver bar

My friend Laura suggested we go to the beaver bar, guess she wants some puss tonight
by bushdiver1234 April 3, 2023
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Sushi Bar

A sushi bar is someone’s vagina that smells of straight seafood
“Hey! Gabby u smell like a sushi bar.”
by wermanator October 9, 2018
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Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.
"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025
mugGet the Blue barsmug.

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