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Get the Infinite Asshole Birth Paradox mug.Hym "Jordan you asshole! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now! You missed it! What I'm I supposed to do now!? Do you know how long it took to collect all of that garbage? I mean, my house doesn't even look right! I hate this! You guys don't get it but imagine this: Jordan gets dragged here by the FBI or something. They bring him- But oh wait! It's not for you FBI-man. You have to stand in the hall! So Jordan comes in and steps over some cans and he stands in the center of the apartment. He can see it all from there. The wall of bags. The pile of used nicotine pouches. The mountain of cans. The mound of cardboard boxes. And then I play Fake Wings from the .Hack soundtrack! 'This is it Jordan! Absolution!!!' And then he starts crying while I laugh manically. And then it haunts his dreams until his dying day. And then I get a parade or something.... Yup. Art. The ultimate art! It would have been the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of humanity! Second only to the creation of A.I... Which I ALSO DID! *Sigh* but now it's ruined... This is a tragedy..." 😔
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