Polished Turd Syndrome 

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

Polished Turd Syndrome by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Late turd abortion 

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

Late turd abortion by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

rat turd

someone you really like!

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd

rat turd by nameshdbdbbde November 4, 2021

El turd 

El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”

He is an El Turd

El turd by Happy20770 November 17, 2021

Biggest turd in the world 

Dakotas bitch ass

The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass

Biggest turd in the world by Badussy lvr January 7, 2022

sour turd 

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid

guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-

sour turd by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022

Yellow Turd 

You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.

"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."

Yellow Turd by FWYBFWYBFWYB February 19, 2022