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Nerd neck

Shut up nerd neck...

Skyler Adreon made this so shut up Jerry your a nerd neck!
by L.skee July 8, 2019
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Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.
The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"
by Metalman007 December 4, 2012
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Nerd

A person who loves to read books, always needs to study, streotype, wears glasses.

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️
NERD IS NOT SOMEONE WHO HAS GOOD GRADES
Kylie is a nerd!
Why is he so nerdy!?
by Renet_Gacha-Life.cz August 8, 2020
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sleeper nerd

a person who is objectively attractive or seemingly “normal” but is secretly a huge nerd/really intelligent; or has an obsession towards something that isn’t mainstream.
“Woah he’s fine asf

“Yeah i hear he’s obsessed with Lego though”
“Ohh he’s a sleeper nerd!”
by btl0913 December 16, 2023
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True Nerd

Someone that is a nerd by heart, not by correlation.
Did you know that Emma is a true nerd?
by NotCLC June 2, 2023
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Nerd

CURRENT MEANING

Nerd

According to WIRED, “As a general group, nerds tend to be highly attentive to and focused on details — an obsessive need to know every last fact about their special interest, regardless of what specifically that is.3” While this article acknowledges the generalization being made a New York Times article claims “We’re All Nerds Now.” In this article, self-proclaimed “nerd”, Wil Wheaton says ““Becoming mainstream is the wrong word; the mainstream is catching up. Tech has become so ubiquitous and seamless in our lives,” he said, “and because tech and personal tech and wearable tech are such a part of our daily existence, we want to know more about them.c
Comple-Tech is a group of highly specialized nerds, and always emphasize quality at all stages!
by T9xbeatngu March 23, 2023
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Bitch Ass Nerd

basically my friend Trey who drives a lifted dodge ram
"Trey you're such a bitch ass nerd with that gay dodge
by Ranch Enjoyer January 6, 2024
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