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alexis the tree

Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.
Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair
by Yee haw🤠🤠🤠🤠 April 27, 2019
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piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022
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veteran tree

A tree that is epercenced in photosynthesis.
Phill has a veteran tree in his backyard.
by Mrs.Paper Cut July 4, 2021
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Tree

TREES ARE CO2 STEALING FUCKS. THEY TAKE ALL OF OUR CARBON DIOXIDE AND TURN IT INTO OXYGEN. LIKE WTF AT LEAST ASK US FIRST.
Guy1: step bro pick up your rubbish, they can kill trees
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.

Guy 2:

Guy1:
Guy2:
by The guy outside your house December 17, 2019
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Tree Climbin

Stacking your bread or stacking money.
I just been tree climbin my way to the top
by MG Lingo October 10, 2022
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Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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tree

its a thing you plant it is phase 2 of plant seed
hey dan i’m gonna go plant some trees, i’m gonna be out for a bit
by probablypeenuts June 3, 2024
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