taylor swift

a complete and totally overrated “musician” steals music from smaller creators and uses it as her own. kanye is better.

person 1: “did you hear taylor swifts new album”
person 2: “no, kanye is better.”

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Taylor-pendence Day

Friday, May 30th 2025! The day Taylor Swift got her original music back! Happy Taylor-pendence Day!

“Hey! Do you know what day it is today?”

“May 30th.”

“Exactly! It’s Taylor-pendence Day!”

by missy ;) May 30, 2025

Dirty taylor

The act of a Heeb going to a bank and inserting every penny in his anus and licking all of the clean

I can’t go tomorrow I plan to go to the bank and do a dirty taylor

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Taylor swift

A god, a moment, an icon, a legend, a role model, a cat lover, a sagittarius

Taylor swift is the best singer

by anonymous February 24, 2022

Taylor Swift

The most globally successful female artist born in Nashvile, 13/12/1989. It was her who constructed the music industry and contributed to the gradual development of society.

-Who is your favourite artist?
-Definitely Taylor Swift. How could it be anyone else?

by Taylor's little kitten July 1, 2021

taylor swift

the music industry; artist of the decade; the best artist

‘taylor swift is the music industry.’

‘taylor swift won artist of the decade.’

‘taylor swift is the best artist ever.’

by swiftswiftswift13 September 25, 2021

Taylor Jenkins

A cur-ball head looking ass poor excuse of an NBA bitch ass head coach for the Memphis lame ass grizzlies

This motherfucker thinks he's a great head coach and can't beat golden state without his fuckin psychotic looney ass player ja Morant

And worst of all he doesn't even fuckin know what the rules are she gets technicals almost every night

Grizzlies organization please fire this fake bitch ass fool Taylor Jenkins ❤️X

Taylor Jenkins; (gets hired as a fucking coach) alright man we're letting that escaped mental patient ja Morant lead the team

Ja Morant; (Posses noise)
Team: (gets scared and let's ja Morant do everything)
Taylor Jenkins: hell yeah I'm the best

-Weeks later -
No ja Morant
Team: tries to play together

Taylor Jenkins:; shit shit shit my mutant is hurt (tries blaming others and eventually runs out of excuses )

The end

by Bleeding guns March 21, 2024