rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing in the stimulator's mouth.

Dawg, my girlfriend gave me the best Rusty Keg last night!

by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024

Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick

I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler

by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022

Rusty James

Giving a mediocre blowjob to a man child in the parking lot at Caribbean Hut.

-Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.

-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.

by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

Rusty Anchor

The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together

Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!

by GeoffPrice December 31, 2017

rusty reno

1) the name of a conservative Catholic theologian and editor of First Things. He is excellent.
2) A sexual act which involves performing Catholic-approved sex while scaling the side of rock cliff in one of the Dakotas. Specifically, this act requires the male and female to be embraced in sexual congress, as it involves the male partner thrusting the female partner up the rock face. Reciting the rosary during the duration of this act is not required, but it is widely recommended and will increase the possibility that God will grace you with the gift of a child to retake America for throne and altar.

Jack and Jill did the rusty reno and now they have 5 kids.

by BillyBobJackJill December 14, 2016

Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022