real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

so real

common phrase for gen z to say while hallucinating or dreaming. refers to stupidly agreeing to shit.

friend 1: "tomorrow we're all going naked"
friend 2: "so real"
friend 3: "internal: what the fuck?"

by kilo_llama July 2, 2024

Real, true statement

An absolutely false statement

Did you catch all those real, true statements on the news and in D.A.R.E. last week.

by Hot Dog Jim August 1, 2022

Real Man

The opposite of what a Peter-Anthony is.

Peter-Anthony is a whiny little b@tch…acts like a girl and can take no pressure. Will never live up to be considered a real man.

by Under_score007 February 29, 2024

Rudolph Realness

Originally said by Ezza, Rudolph Realness refers to something being true. If you reach rudolph realness, you are all being.

Vincent: Dude I'm reaching rudolph realness
Ivy: What
Vincent: Yeah. That's lowkey rudolph realness.

by Ezza Meowtard January 31, 2024

real bang

A phrase used commonly from native Americans to describe something awesome or appealing to them

Holy hell she's real bang!

by Mr. Real Bang May 18, 2016

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 25, 2025