Who wants a fucking burger

Typically said by men at the peak of human athleticism, it is said as a waiting call for this who want “a fucking burger”.

Walks into the room “who wants a fucking burger”.

by Tybot66 November 4, 2022

BBQ Bacon Burger

Something funny Coach from the video game Left 4 Dead 2 says.

Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

Burger Chink

When your Asian friend goes to Burger King for lunch, he would be considered a Burger Chink. ESPECIALLY if your Asian friends name is Bruce. Then he would be considered the ULTIMATE Burger Chink!

Yo, you are a Burger Chink man! Go ahead and order yourself a whopper.

by Gavin Racer Peters November 19, 2023

Kenzo burger

A kenzo burger is an assortment of one slice of white bread and a microwaved hot dog on top of it. Named for the lovely neighborhood it comes from; Kensington, Philadelphia.

Julie: I made some beautiful kenzo burgers for your birthday! Nothing but the most wonderful kenzo meal for my girls!

by KenzoKookin July 22, 2022

Red Burger

The the go to burger joint that makes you SLURP.

Person 1: "Hey guys wanna go to Red Burger?"

Person 2: "SLURP"

by ForrealIlikeWATER May 5, 2018

Burger Lung

After eating, typically a burger - which is known for being greasy and or a "hearty meal" one might experience "burger lung" which is usually noticed when clearing phlegm from the throat and can last upwards of several hours post-consumption.

*Sitting at the table after eating the Red Robin Bacon Bleu Burger and an entire tower of onion rings*
Man 1: Man, Robin King goes hard every time
Man 2: Yeah fr, *cough* I think I got burger lung :((
Man 1: Damn dude, we should tip less
Man 2: *clearing phlegm from throat" -20% tip for this god awful burger lung

by CaptainObv March 22, 2024

Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"

by anonymous November 1, 2021