buttering the cat

When an ableist tries so hard to help but instead just makes people sick.

She didn't need your help, man, you're just buttering the cat!

by Bay Grrl December 22, 2021

Cat's Mohawk

–noun, plural -Cat Mohawks, ( especially collectively ) -hawk.

When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.

"Dude, Alicia totally has a Cat's Mohawk."

"That's awesome! Did she spike it?"

"Obviously."

by THE INVENTOR! March 4, 2011

cat gif

verb - To say, text, or post something random and non-sequitur while in the middle of a conversation. Cat giffing is most anger inducing when after a question or series of questions, effectively derailing the conversation.

Do you want me to drive or do you want to drive? I don't actually know where this place is. Do you?
*sends funny yet unrelated Youtube video*
Are you cat giffing me right now?!

by MJAB November 12, 2013

lick of the cat

To receive a lashing from the cat o' nine tails whip.

A slave driver or prison guard might encourage his charges to complete a task in a more timely fashion lest he or she receive a "lick of the cat".

by R. Poulton August 15, 2006

cats vagina

Worse then a pussy is a cat's vagina. You are basically reiterating how large of a pussy the individual is.

Ryan: dude your gay

Jesse: dude your a fuckin cats vagina don't talk

by Jbrusee November 26, 2009

barn cat

Calling someone a barn cat is a nicer way to say she's a ho with a dirty, diseased pussy.

That old skank struts around like she's a cougar, but she's just a barn cat. You can smell it from here.

by pumapower June 15, 2011

Cat bites

Two monroe piercing next to each other. Basically spider bites on your upper lip.

Noah: Did you see that girl with spider bits on her top lip? SHE WAS HOT!
Sarah: Yeah, i their called Cat bites.

by jwizzlefonizzle July 18, 2011