"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."
by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017
Get the Coke Monstermug. Someone who gives no fucks about tripping on shrooms and acid. They will take them any given chance and don’t give a fuck how it makes them feel because they purely enjoy it.
Someone: I’m nervous to take acid I’ve never done it before.
Someone: are you serious dude, that motherfucker jason is a Trip monster he’s never nervous
Someone: are you serious dude, that motherfucker jason is a Trip monster he’s never nervous
by Tripmonster420 July 7, 2022
Get the Trip monstermug. To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus
by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024
Get the Monster Pawmug. an app/website that forces you to pay for a membership/subscription in order to do basic tasks or even use it at all
Guy 1: Aww man, this website is now forcing me to pay to do something I used to be able to do before for free!
Guy 2: That's why I tend to avoid Subscription Monsters, Just use this alternative instead.
Guy 2: That's why I tend to avoid Subscription Monsters, Just use this alternative instead.
by TBTheTB August 31, 2025
Get the Subscription Monstermug. The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!
I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!
by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012
Get the Monster Munchmug. 
by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019
Get the Buttface river monstermug.