March 24th

Fucking slap Lewis austin in the ball sack to fucking oblivion because he’s a bitch all other march 24ths are irrelevant

March 24th is Lewis slap day march Lewis bitch slap cool dicklol lweis

by Lewis Austin March 24, 2022

march 19 2006

People who are born on march 19 2006 are the most awesome people in the world, they are superior and everyone wants to be them

"omg, you're born on March 19 2006, I want to be YOU!"

by Badddie_Babes November 23, 2021

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

March 5th

March 5th is National Twink Day

anyone born on march 5th is automatically a twink *or* a femboy!

"oh he was born on march 5th , that must mean there a femboy"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

March 8

A day to hug all your teacher for all the amazing work they do for you. If you hate the teacher just slap them though they probably deserve it

National hug your teacher day March 8

by Squishmellows.au March 7, 2023

March 12th

2020, the day everything went or shit. Who knew Corona had the ability to shut down every sport and event in the country, oh but not public schools.

#1, “Hey, what time is our tournament Friday?”
#2, “Sorry man, Corona cancelled it along with the rest of the season”
#1, “What day is it?”
#2, “March 12th”

by Wartzanator March 13, 2020

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 28, 2018