National buy your daughter food day, so go out today and take your daughter out for some lunch or dinner.
by Mjsjja March 4, 2024

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.
“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”
by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

A girl with a letter of A,R,K and N in their name must be a assistant to a boy by the letter J,k and A for the whole day.
by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

Eat too many gummi bears day!
For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.
For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.
Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*
by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

If you have a birthday or your anniversary or maybe even your wedding day was on this day then you picked the best day because I love this day it’s my favorite day of the year
by crystalbitch234 March 7, 2021

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
