Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

mud garb

A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.

He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.

by captcondom February 20, 2011

mud thot

A country girl with hoe like tendencies. These types of girls are mostly seen hanging around ATV parks.

"Look at that girl flirting with my man, she is such a mud thot".

by Klg84 July 31, 2016

texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass

I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night

by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014

Mud Sand

The insertion of sand of into the anus while having moist defecation

Barbara played with her mud sand last night after the beach party.

by MudSand November 26, 2016

Mud Sketching

Mud Sketching is when one draws art with their own feces. This can be either on the floor, walls, ceiling, etc. Mud Sketching is considered frowned upon in most 1st world countries, due to it's inherently unsanitary nature, but many 3rd world countries like India heavily partake in this unorthodox pastime

"I'm a grown man, and I love mud sketching!"
"Mud sketching is really fun once you get past the 'ew factor'"
"Mud sketching is so gross, man! People can only suffer so much for their art"
"Mud sketching make me willy hard!!!"

by Mudsketchman420 April 24, 2025

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lovepier September 18, 2021