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John Howard

1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Steven T July 19, 2008
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John Conner

A 9/11 conspiracy theorist who's completely out of his mind. His tactics of preaching are to barge into the UCLA lectures and spout off his mindless babble, stand up and start chanting his Anti-American agenda in a crowded and very quiet library, and to target those in America most likely to believe his bullshit...college students.

He has a fetish for The Illuminati, Bohemian Grove, and many other waste-of-time subjects. He's known for calling nonbelievers of his far fetched conspiracy theories, Zombies. Even more so, accusing people (i.e. Bush) of being Satanic Devil Worshipers.

He also wont shut up about the New World Order.

His rather hysterical choice of apparel includes cargo shorts with a black shirt, sun glasses, and an American flag bandanna. He believes he's in his own little American Matrix.

He also is author/founder of an extremely ridiculous book/website which discuss all of his preposterous theories and fairy tales with even more preposterous and idiotic people, which I refuse to give out to people, since the last thing this man needs is publicity.
John Conner's book & website stink more then dog shit.
by Shawn PuppyStomper December 9, 2008
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john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert
by ejhfg March 15, 2011
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John Williamson

I cant believe he hasent been defined yet!

JOHN WILLIAMSON IS THE BLOODY KING OF AUSSIE COUNTRY MUSIC FOOLS!!!!

Australia wouldnt be the same without the song True Blue

VOTE 1. new aussie national anthem: TRUE BLUE!
John Williamson:

"True Blue"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it me and you?"
RING-A-DANG
"Is it Mum and Dad"
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
"is it a cockatoo"
RING-A-DANG
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John Hennigan

John Hennigan- Hottest Guy on WWE also known as John Morrison or Johnny Nitro
John Hennigan looks like The lead singinger of The Doors
by Melian Ana Lambert June 2, 2009
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John Awkward

A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.
-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".
by demaoza October 12, 2008
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John Syndrome

When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.
Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010
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