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Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC
Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!
by Alou_Online June 15, 2022
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Cincinnati Jizz Bomb

The Cincinnati Jizz Bomb is a process off unloading your full Scrotel Sack over the back end of a short people, whilst chanting ‘Dimascio’
Short people are you ready? Unloading the Cincinnati Jizz Bomb… oooooooooooooooooooo ‘Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio’
by Sutty9 August 4, 2022
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Fish Jizz

I could really go for some fish jizz tonight; I thought the water was a little salty but it was just this fish jizz.
by Captain Hutchinson Beaver Den September 3, 2022
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High jizzability

A homosexual wearing brightly coloured clothing
Kevin’s clothing has high jizzability - I can tell he’s gay from a mile away
by Billeasttroy September 21, 2022
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aw jizz

When a Nathan farts during anal sex …!!!
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The Jizz

A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.
Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?

Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone
by ROTERFUCHS44 December 4, 2022
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National jazzy day

Hey, it’s National jazzy day!!
by Hotmama4lyfe December 6, 2022
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